my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85
he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
i have followers but i feel like more then half of u are inactive or dead
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?